On Mar 1, 9:41 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
There was a young sailor named Bates
Who danced the fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

Aye, or RRRRRRRRRRRR!


I thought yon limerick started,

"There once was a pirate named Bates..."

http://www.gibbonthetroubadour.com/limerick.html