"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote


Old Thom used to be one kewl dude. But, lately,Thom's been
acting like a
little crybaby.
We're not good at babysitting here at asa.
We're men and hardy sailor men to boot.
We take no prisoners. We never spare the lash.
We hoist our sails, We skip and jump,
We like to press wild flowers.
We put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

We hoist our sails, We wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

I'm a sailor man, and I'm okay,
I sails all night and masturbates all day.


Popeye