Also Sprach JAXAshby :

My full name does not fit in the title bar of my newsreader.

Sincereley,

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

sure.

Sorry, I lied. My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz
Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss
Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third.

Don't hesitate to call.

So, did you ever find your way to the locks on the Shinnecock canal?

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
In fact, just leave me the hell alone.