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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:56:41 -0500, Nemadre wrote
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop"
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote
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I hope there's no netkkkops here.

Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets
either.

Knock yourself out.

Max



This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I
am wrong......

You like lizards?

Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about
lizards.

Max

Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards
came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you
think?

Mayve.... I thought it was the other way around. That the slaves
got here from akrafa on boats with lizarfs


You know, I have nothing against people of color, some of our best
slaves were black.

A slave walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The
bartender asks : Where did you get that. The parrot says
Africa...There are millions of them there!


Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, says "do you serve slaves
here"?, The bartender says "why yes we do", the guy says, "Good, give
me a beer and give my friend here a slave"

A slave goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of
rounds. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the
giraffe passes out and falls over. The slave opens the door, about to
leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says,
"Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The slave turns around and
slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"


LOL

3 ropes walk into a bar, the first rope sits down and the bartender says
"we don't serve ropes here" The ropes leaves, the second rope sits down,
the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here", the second rope leaves.
The third rope having watched all this, goes outside and decides he'll
fool the bartender. He ties himself in a knot, shreads his strings and
gets all frayed up. He enters the bar and sits down, The bartender says"
say! aren't you a rope?"

The rope says "Nope! I'm afraid knot"

A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks.
The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you
staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy
says, "No, I never thought the lizzard would sell the place."

Two women in front of a bar--both have dogs. They decide to go inside for a
drink, but one warns the other that dogs aren't allowed in public places
that serve food and drink. The first woman says, "Follow my lead." She
loops her German shepherd's leash back to the collar and ties it there, dons
her sunglasses, and does a credible job of acting sightless. She sits down
and is served.

The second woman also loops her leash to the collar of her Chihuahua, dons
her sunglasses and enters the bar. The barkeep leans over the bar, looks at
her dog and say, "Sorry lady, I'm not buyin' it. I can believe a German
shepherd, but not a Chihuahua as a seeing-eye dog. To which the lady
replies, "WHAT?? THOSE *******S GAVE ME A ****ING CHIHUAHUA??!"

Max