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Nemadre Nemadre is offline
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Default I want to post stupid things here.

Mundo wrote in
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 13:05:48 -0500, Nemadre wrote
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Mundo wrote in
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:56:41 -0500, Nemadre wrote
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Mundo wrote in
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:40:39 -0500, Sailer wrote
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On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:23:19 GMT, "Maxprop"
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Sailer wrote in message ...
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 16:33:04 GMT, Mundo
wrote:

On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:31:57 -0500, Maxprop wrote
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Sailer wrote in message
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I hope there's no netkkkops here.

Nope. No netkkkops here. No flonkers nor sock puppets
either.

Knock yourself out.

Max



This is the perfect place.. I will argue everything even if I
am wrong......

You like lizards?

Mundo *loves* lizards. We all love lizards. Let's talk about
lizards.

Max

Do you hace some liuzards? Do lizards like boats? I think lizards
came here from akrafa on boats with the slaves, What do you
think?

Mayve.... I thought it was the other way around. That the slaves
got here from akrafa on boats with lizarfs


You know, I have nothing against people of color, some of our best
slaves were black.

A slave walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The
bartender asks : Where did you get that. The parrot says
Africa...There are millions of them there!


Guy walks into a bar with a crocodile, says "do you serve slaves
here"?, The bartender says "why yes we do", the guy says, "Good, give
me a beer and give my friend here a slave"


A slave goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of
rounds. When they get up to leave they're*extremely drunk and the
giraffe passes out and falls over. The slave opens the door, about to
leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says,
"Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The slave turns around and
slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"


LOL

3 ropes walk into a bar, the first rope sits down and the bartender says
"we don't serve ropes here" The ropes leaves, the second rope sits down,
the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here", the second rope leaves.
The third rope having watched all this, goes outside and decides he'll
fool the bartender. He ties himself in a knot, shreads his strings and
gets all frayed up. He enters the bar and sits down, The bartender says"
say! aren't you a rope?"

The rope says "Nope! I'm afraid knot"