Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:30:04 -0800, JR North penned the following well
considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

If you're into self-abuse, the next time the Coasties board your vessel,
Smile serenely, look expectantly to the heavens, position the screen so
they can see it, and click this link:
Also works good on commercial jets....
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
JR

http://tinyurl.com/yk7yjx

Just don't make them like they used to. :)