"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Be it known that there exists in the world a subset of men of small
mind. In this subset of inferior individuals there are always a few
who are in the upper percentile of the inferior subset. Like cream
they rise to the top. But, like blue cheese they reek of decay. For
they are capable of rising to the top only in an inferior subset and,
by definition, cannot fathom what it takes to be as much as a bottom
dweller in a mediocre subset of individuals, let alone an ultimate
individual in the most intelligent of subsets. Steve Leyland has
demonstrated he is one of the upper crust, inferior subset, small
minds. I am an ultimate in the most intelligent of subsets.

Mr. Leyland has staked out the laughable position of Usenet control
freak. He attempts to do so imposing his limited understanding, imbued
by his lack of potential, exemplified by his lowly status of an upper
crust, inferior subset mind but is unable to break the surly bonds of
stunted biological potential. While he decries netKKKops, he fails to
understand he is himself a netKKKop. However, instead of using
standard netKKKop tactics of repeated and ofttimes bogus complaints to
news and Internet providers in an attempt to stifle freedom of speech
by intimidation and removal, Mr. Leyland uses inferior subset tactics
such as flooding newsgroups with all manner of juvenile connivances
and lame threats in a laughable attempt to stifle free speech by
intimidation. In their ignorance Mr. Leyland and his ilk fail to
realize their tactics are worse than those employed by netKKKops such
as Jonathan Ganz and Katysails. Such small minds simply cannot
comprehend far-reaching concepts.

While Jonathan Ganz and Katysails attack on an individual basis those
who have gotten their collective goats, the likes of Mr. Leyland and
his ilk would rather toss an improvised explosive device into a
newsgroup. And, because of their sadly limited inferior subset minds,
they fail to understand what they do is many times more disruptive
because it affects innocent people going about their business and
provides little more than a laugh and a sense of power from the
netKKKops. It actually encourages netKKKopping in the long run. Here's
a clue, Mr. Leyland. A netKKKop is a wannabe troll who lacks the
necessary intellect or language skills to become a successful troll.

It is one thing to attack an individual because the individual happens
to be skilled communicator and a master manipulator with a gift for
wielding the written work like a Samurai sword, but another thing
entirely to subject a whole group of innocents to unjust punishment
because of a couple of misguided and ever-failing netKKKops. Old Thom,
Donal and some others were correct to call Mr. Leyland and the Meowers
terrorists for that is exactly what they are. Katysails and Ganz are
but amateur suicide bombers. For one who wears impregnable armor,
neither the mass terrorists like Leyland nor the individual suicide
bombers like Katysails and Ganz present any problems. On the contrary
such as these only serve to reinforce the valid belief that Usenet is
a war of words and he who is most proficient at wielding words will
emerge victorious.

I stand before you all, victorious. I have spoken!

Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It is my opinion that a man should not mince words
just to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned or
the ignorant." --Capt Neal®

A most excellent Capt. Neal imitation, there Wilbur. Kudos! You must
have researched a ton of his old posts to sound so much like the good
Captain.
You probably developed a manly appetite after such a workmanlike effort.
I see by your headers that you're posting from the mountains but if you
should happen to be in Beverly Hills I would like to meat you (Meat
you - get it, yuck yuck!) at my steakhouse for a complimentary steak and
baked potato wrapped in tin foil meal.

I'm Ted Bell!