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Default Weirdest place you ever itched.
On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:46:16 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou cutpurse.
Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward skains-mate. Ye
yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.

I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.

And if I could scratch it?

By inserting a finger up your nose.

Do you feel it?

Jade