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Default Weirdest place you ever itched.

OREO Jackson Thou unreal mock'ry. Thou cutpurse.
Thou no-necked carcass fit for hounds. Thou backward skains-mate. Ye
yackety-yakked and ye decried:

On Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:20:26 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
wrote:

OREO Jackson Thou equivocator. Thou poor
fragment. Thou villain. Thou pitiable, bleary-eyed cruell'st she
alive. Ye groaned and ye expatiated:

I hate it when it's inside your ear and it feels like it's inside
your head.


I reckon it'd be grounds for institutionalisation if you felt my
itching ear inside your head.


And if I could scratch it?


By inserting a finger up your nose.

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in et

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the ****..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"