On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:25:56 +0000, Bruce in Alaska wrote:

In article , "mr.b"
wrote:

yikes...in this case I'm glad I'm not an American...my buttocks are
mine own eh

NO, your buttocks is owned by your Country of Registration, Flag, or
Citzenship. If you have NO Country of Registration, Flag or Claim no
Citzenship, then you are considered a PIRATE, and subject to ANY
countries, boarding, confiacation, or other appropriate measure, as
demened relevent by the Captain of any other vessel you encounter, as
you fall outside the protection of the International Treaties of the Law
of the SEAs. Life becomes very Tough, and then you DIE......

I see... it's been how long since the sun has risen? It is one long night
where you are yes...and sometimes we can't tell whether it is daytime or
dreamtime yes...oh and you will dream tonight Bruce in Alaska...you will
dream of a boat sailing off the coast and it is flying a flag you don't
recognize...so you get out your binos for a look...and to your horror, the
flag looks like a mirror..it is not a flag at all!!! PIRATES!!! You scan
the foredeck and you see a figure....bent over... showing you his
BUTTOCKS!! Damn him the cheeky monkey!! you say...and I'll bet he doesn't
have his paperwork in order either! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!