Mundo wrote:
Alaskan Crabs

The day after her husband disappeared in a gymnastics accident, an Anchorage
woman answered her door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

"We're sorry Ms. Wilkens, but we have some information about your husband,"
said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find him?" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Ms. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
husbands body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, she asked, "What's the good
news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled him up, he had 12 twenty-five pound
king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to him."

Stunned, Ms. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
news?"

The trooper said, "We're going to pull him up again tomorrow.²


For that you cannot use the bully and an ass thing anymore..how
disappointed I am in you...