Two boats! His/Hers.

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"Frogwatch" wrote in message
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On Feb 14, 10:24 am, "NE Sailboat" wrote:
Frogbreath ,, don't give up on that wife. I'll take her if you want to
sell
her.

I had a girlfriend who was like her. We would go off into the woods,
camp,
have a great time. She opens a business,
gets into the world, and ........ so, I ask her "hey, want to do some
camping this summer"?

Her answer: "my idea of camping is the Hilton".

That was the end of our relationship.

This seems to be a repeating theme with women in my neck of the woods.
They
want the luxury.

If the boat doesn't have a head with a shower, refrigerator, oven,
heater,
on and on ......... the answer is no thanks.
One overweight bimbo told me she had been "sailing" a lot. So, I ask
"did
you own a sailboat or did your ex have a sailboat or did your family have
a
sailboat".

Her answer: "oh, no .. I go on cruises .. Carnival".

This flatulent, corpulent, pigsty of a woman thought that sitting by a
swimming pool smoking a cigarette waiting for the all you can eat buffet
was
SAILING.

You are a lucky man.

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"Frogwatch" wrote in message

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My first date with my wife was a canoe trip where it started raining
and didnt stop for two days. Our relationship went downhill from
there. We spent 3 months camping near the continental divide in a
backpacking tent during which she broke her arm and cracked her hip in
a climbing accident. We only got jobs and an apartment when the snow
started trying to collapse the tent every night. We spent years as
fanatical cave explorers so being dirty and smelly is not a big deal
to us. I have worn out several pairs of hiking boots and packs
backpacking. We do a lot of family camping and when I suggested a pop-
up camper instead of the tent she razzed me about it for years. She
WANTS to go backpacking for weeks (I refuse having done my share of
"death marches".). By comparison to our other trips, our bare bones
boat is the height of luxury, good lord, how decadent, an ice box.
Getting rid of the marine head and replacing it with a porta-potti was
her idea but i am sure glad I did. The only amenity she is insisting
on is a new bimini because our old one is really bad and our 20 yr old
daughter developed melanoma when she was 17 (she is ok). So, since
the boat (a 28' S2) is paid for, our sailing is fairly cheap except
for slip fees. With this sort of cruising, one can have your home and
boat.

I realize I am very lucky but it does have its price. We have been
married for 28 years and we argue non-stop. Anybody who meets us
probably does not think we could last more than another week together
but we are both too stubborn to quit. We used to sail together a lot
but lately I sail mostly by myself because we have sorta gotten to
where we simply cannot be on the boat together without it being
tense. I am an extreme loner introvert science type and she is a
teacher/guidance counselor talk-it-out type so you can imagine how
this works out, it doesnt. This is too bad because the best times we
have ever had were when we were pulling together to so something we
both wanted. One of the best times was our first actual cruise where
we left the kids with my parents (a very rare thing) and we sailed for
4 days before going back o get the kids. She often recalls that trip
fondly. I am a problem solving kinda guy but I sure wish I could
figure out how to get along with her enough to cruise on a small boat
together. Our kids are now 20, 16, and 10 and I really want to be
able to take the younger ones on trips they will remember.