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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Aug 2006
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*****I LOVED ANNA NICOLE SMITH****&**7&**
On Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:57:39 -0500, Daedalus wrote:
On Fri, 9 Feb 2007 11:54:47 -0600, trippy
wrote:
In article , Wavy G took the
hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...
Oh "Pisano," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.
On Fri, 9 Feb 2007 11:35:05 +0000 (UTC), FragileWarrior
wrote:
mimus wrote in
news
On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 22:27:52 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT MADE THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY SO MEMORABLE,
THERE ARE JUST TWO VERY BIG THINGS THAT COME TO MIND: HER HEART, AND
HER PASSION. FROM HER CAREER AS A PLAYBOY PINUP MODEL, TO WHATEVER IT
WAS THAT SHE DID AFTER THAT, SHE WARMED THE HEARTS OF MANY WITH HER
MONROESQUE SEXY, SQUEAKY VOICE AND HER VOLUPTUOUS FIGURE, AND WHEN I
THINK THAT HER LIFE WAS CUT TRAGICALLY SHORT, I WANNA TAKE OUT MY OLD
ISSUES OF PLAYBOY, "ANNA" WANNA HANG 'EM UP ON MY CEILING AS A
TRIBUTE.
That was beautiful.
And loud.
And hopefully, tongue in cheek.
Yeah well, see, it's this little running gag between the gangs at
atr-w, aavfff, and ats that has been going on for years. Whenever a
celebrity dies, we always do this kind of tongue-in-cheek all-caps
"obit" where we incorporate the person's name into it. It's probly
won of our most popular gags, and I think you should show it the
proper respect. I'll thank you in advance. 
Love,
Wavy G
We? No, it was Russell B, you schtick schtealer.
Russell B got it from me though.
I swear.
Jade
You all got it from Sabu.
--
smeeter 11 or maybe 12
mp 10
mhm 29x13
I wish to protest most strongly at the scandalous
treatment this country's finest policeman, Mr James
Anderton, received on your programme last night.
To sit a fine Christian gentleman down in close
proximity to an unsavoury crowd of prostitutes was
bad enough. Even worse was to allow him to be
humiliated intellectually by the afore-mentioned
rabble . . . .
Henry Root
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