Kali Thou ravenous fish. Thou poor worm. Thou
senseless audacious traitor. Thou roguish drudge. Ye whooped and ye
advised:

In , Kadaitcha Man
said:
Kali Thou ape-like very camel. Thou burr-headed
sturdy rebel. Thou weak-hinged metal of india. Thou vain all in all
spleen and nothing of a man. Ye toadied and ye stage-whispered:

In , CovvTseTung
said:
In article , Kali
says...

In , ThePsyko
said:
On 08 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Kali cry out in
...

In , CovvTseTung
said:
In article , Kali
says...

In , CovvTseTung
said:
In article ,
ThePsyko says...

On 07 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and
heard CovvTseTung cry out in
...

In article ,
Daedalus says...

On 07 Feb 2007 20:19:29 GMT, ThePsyko
wrote:

On 07 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called
alt.hackers.malicious and heard CovvTseTung cry out in
...

In article ,
Daedalus says...

On 07 Feb 2007 18:24:27 GMT, ThePsyko
wrote:

On 07 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600
and heard CovvTseTung cry out in
...

In article
,
Daedalus says...

On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 17:45:00 GMT, Aratzio
wrote:

On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:34:14 -0500, Daedalus
transparently proposed:

On Wed, 7 Feb 2007 09:27:11 -0800, CovvTseTung
wrote:

In article
,
Daedalus says...

On Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:07:34 -0500, Wavy G
wrote:

Oh "Daedalus," unnumbered are the toils I bear
because of thee.

On 07 Feb 2007 16:45:46 GMT, ThePsyko
wrote:

On 07 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called
alt.2600 and heard Daedalus cry out in

om...

On Tue, 6 Feb 2007 22:20:09 -0600, trippy
wrote:

In article

, Kali took the hamburger meat, threw it
on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...

In

, trippy
said: : In article

orte.net , ThePsyko took the hamburger
meat, threw it on the grill, and I said
"Oh Wow"...

On 06 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle
called : alt.2600 and heard Aratzio
cry out in

news:n5qhs2pu2eerdp2416eq5se9fkm33o90ui@4
ax.co : m...

On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:32:05
-0500, : Daedalus
transparently
proposed:

On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 20:23:41 GMT,
Aratzio
wrote:

On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:03:12
-0500, : Daedalus
transparently
proposed:

On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 19:49:22
GMT, : Getnhard
wrote:

Why don't you take a flying ****,
off of a bridge.

that's rhetorical, isn't it?

Jade

Where?

Well I didn't mean the vegetable blow
job.

Jade

Veggie Anuser I shall reprot thee.


I can't believe you would soup so low!
:


Stop stewing over it.

You could have had a V-8.

That joke just grates on me.

This nuttiness carrot go on any longer!

Jade



so beet me baby!

Are you stalking me?

Okay, this is getting a little corny.

Don't try to squash our fun.

Enough with that chive-talk.

I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.


Did it leek out already?

The pear of you are giving me a headache.

The next thing ya know you'll be giving us a chorus
of 'Melon-choly Baby'


omg you're such a yam!

I hope he doesn't have thyme for a medley.

A very sage response


I think she mint well..

I did hope to curry favor with him.

Cumin right up


is it me or did it just get chili in here?

Ancho got any better place to hang out?

Pinto bean in the shop for days.

What'cher beef? It was found on road, dead.

Alligator in a crock.


chicken!

turkey!

Silly goose!

Mandarin duck!

I can feel a cascade killer coming on.

Dromedary camel running sore
Buggered bear brain
Elephant bane
Fungus appendix
Quail snot
Wolf spew
Ocelot crutch
Gorilla abdomen
Macaque innards
Tree rat labia
Porpoise nerve
Quagga penis
Mountain beaver mucus membrane
Boar bladder
Bonobo monkey belly
Flamingo mucus membrane
Beagle hymen
Stork tripe
Cow ligament
Musk ox abscess
Turkey buzzard foot
Vermin eye
Reindeer puddings
Pigeon abdomen
Wolf snot
Fox terrier pancreas
Elephant duodenum
Praying mantis tripe
Whale ulcer
Buffalo gut
Aardvark buttock
Reindeer giblet
Frog carcinoma
Pigeon excrescence
Walrus labia
Gerbil gumboil
English sparrow ligament
Vole tail
Bullhead cancer
Haddock tumor
Sea lion nerve
Puffin lesion
Hamster thigh
Orangutan snot
Tuna buttock
Groundhog scrotum
Bison puddings
Locust vein
Woodchuck nostril
House sparrow wart
Locust intestine
Elk intestines
Quetzal ligament
Prairie dog gonad
Skunk heart
Boar entrails
Prairie wolf pustule
Shrew giblet
Opossum pussing boil
Yak bowels
Flying fox spinal cord
Head louse belly
Dormouse wart
Gerbil kidney stones
Garden snail nostril
Marmot gumboil
Blackbird clitoris
Pelican tripe
Mudskipper stomach
Sturgeon running sore
Otter rot
Flying squirrel offal
Laughing jackass giblet
Cormorant gut
Locust gizzard
Mongoose mucus membrane
Sparrow buttock
Duck vein
Raven gumboil
Persian cat gut
Anteater skin
Vermin carcinoma
Giant garden slug buttock
Yak belly
Crocodile spit
Buffalo intestine
Rat snake intestines
Zebra pancreas
Toucan hymen
Worm lizard belly
Penguin rot
Moon rat thigh
Platypus nerve
Pelican penis
Bed bug intestines
Boar bowels
Coral snake phlegm
Shark rectum
Scorpion carcinoma
Boa constrictor cancer
Bandicoot canker
Whale phlegm
Parrot intestine
Doberman cyst
Vermin ********
Ground squirrel foot
House sparrow furuncle
Gerbil breast
Humpback whale muscle
Pigeon droppings
Prairie dog nerve
Moon rat penis
Possum puddings
Corrupted kangaroo rot
Spoilt crow carbuncle
Foul-smelling shrew spit
Spoilt chinchilla innards
Monkey breast
Maggot head
Half-cooked bacteria bowel
Wombat foot
Mallard belly
Packed-up mudskipper abscess
Carrier pigeon blister
Besmirched water buffalo running sore
Totaled fruit bat bladder
Sizzling tree toad pimple
Loup electric eel spew
Screwed up puppy adenoid
Besmirched marten infection
Axolotl intestines
Screwed up squirrel buttock
Ravished tree toad belly
Caterpillar crutch
Debilitated english sparrow gut
Flawed beetle crutch
Tree mouse abscess
Beastly bullhead offal
Dying guinea pig liver
Enervated mudskipper labia
Guinea pig mucus membrane
Half-cooked vampire bat innards
Bobbled mouse canker
Prostrate needlefish bowels
Cooked enough kangaroo bane
Browned cuttlefish pimple
Dirty calf clitoris
Sunk cassowary blight
Woodpecker penis
Besmirched toucan excrescence
Bobbled rat snake blister
Sea lion ligament
Spoilt toadfish bowel
Burnt gold fish spinal cord
Dirty donkey blister
Balled up vermin furuncle
Burned mouse penis
Marred platypus eye
Beastly snake genitalia
Creepy wombat tail
Horned toad lung
Dinged buffalo duodenum
Wearied capuchin monkey carcinoma
Concocted sperm whale offal
Buggered woodchuck genitalia
Dormouse pimple
Tired garden snail scrotum
Beaten grizzly bear spew
Ruined caterpillar wart
Run down tapir tumor
Marred stork artery
Reindeer furuncle
Whacked elephant intestine
Stale orangutan innards
Dead hamster stomach
Sizzling pig intestine
Bloody giant garden slug skin
Bobbled beagle lung
Burned sea horse tail
Sizzling duck artery
Gorilla snot
Busted eel abscess
Debilitated jellyfish furuncle
Bloody ratfish pustule
Herring excrescence
Gold fish vein
Limpet cyst
Flubbed vulture canker
Worn out spittlebug penis
Sperm whale foot
Dog genitalia
Totaled flying fox canker
Humpback whale nostril
Wearied earthworm rectum
Sizzling alligator bladder
Prostrate weevil vomit
Distasteful zebu spit
Gone off humpback whale abscess
Shattered black snake muscle
Cooked enough moose infection
Foul-stinking alpaca lung
Vole bladder
Burnt out zebra wart
Dirty quokka eye
Flawed wolverine offal
Balled up cuttlefish rectum
Run down remora eel entrails
Enervated gerbil foot
Loup hamster wart
Foul-stinking fox terrier blister
Half-cooked badger intestines
Run down pack rat nostril
Stinkbug carcinoma
Dying rodent genitalia
Creepy donkey foot
Mallard thigh
Stale dolphin ulcer
Half-cooked prairie wolf snot
Cloying burmese cat ligament
Dead manta ray blain
Glitched boar appendix
Bobbled goose nostril
Undercooked stingray gumboil
Whacked turtle pussing boil
Cobra intestine
Common dalmatian ulcer
Gummed up tree mouse tumor
In smithereens koala running sore
Worm labia
Bobbled calf phlegm
Sloth genitalia
Worn out prairie wolf kidney stones
Burnt out orangutan spit
Shattered burmese cat lesion
Trashed electric eel droppings
Humpbacked whale liver
Run down garden worm skin
Flawed shark gumboil
Doomed fruit bat tripe
Stale grasshopper adenoid
Clydesdale gonad
Gone off reindeer wart
Viper furuncle
Burned flounder pancreas
Dishonoured northern fur seal belly
Cadaver puddings
Debilitated bullhead spew
Hackneyed shark eye
Wombat appendix
Busted white-tailed rat snot
Rhinoceros skin
Flubbed japanese macaque bane
Bullfinch scrotum
Balled up sperm whale adenoid
Zebra liver
Busted puffin penis
Ravished badger duodenum
Burned green turtle liver
Dinged caterpillar labia
Squid tail
Moon rat gumboil
Vulture rectum
Jackal innards
Giant garden slug penis
Dromedary camel bowels
Macaque kidney stones
Buzzard tumor
Flying squirrel spew
Mosquito heart
Budgerigar running sore
Water buffalo rot
Baboon furuncle
Sparrow appendix
Flamingo lesion
Ruined tarantula phlegm
Wearied heartworm labia
Bacteria entrails
Kaput needlefish ligament
Beastly woodchuck vein
Detestable kangaroo rat labia
Vermin gut
Beastly limpet infection
Enervated water buffalo appendix
Run down hagfish spinal cord
Prostrate beagle blister
Spoilt remora eel ulcer
Sizzling xenopus intestine
Scalded mongoose mucus membrane
Cooked fish clitoris
Spoilt humpback whale tumor
Dead fox terrier penis
Manatee pimple
Dinged reptile nerve
Packed-up hamster skin
Capuchin monkey scrotum
Manta ray foot
Head louse entrails
Quoll infection
Beastly leech brain
Seal vein
Whacked chimpanzee giblet
Impure hagfish lesion
Enervated hippopotamus abscess
Partridge gut
Boar intestines
Injured turkey buzzard innards
Dromedary camel pimple
Dead tortoiseshell cat artery
Impure ratfish foot
Shattered octopus innards
Impure mudskipper rot
Dinged locust heart
Humpbacked whale appendix
Beat-up zebu crutch
Enervated magpie ulcer
Ruined corgi intestines
Cooked rooster phlegm
In smithereens marten snot
Barracuda eye
Dishonoured giraffe kidney stones
Kaput dugong phlegm
Exposed canary gonad
Glitched baboon bowels
Sizzling grizzly bear nerve
Domestic cat bladder
Trashed fruit bat foot
Over-cooked cricket intestine
Packed-up ferret abdomen
Bobbled pigeon pustule
Exposed ferret ulcer
Corrupted tabby cat pussing boil
Lamprey droppings
Stale puffin pancreas
Bumblebee artery
Mountain goat furuncle
Concocted piglet infection
Emu spit
Beat-up deer appendix
Ruined horned toad rectum
Scalded unicorn gizzard
Beaten cat infection
Brewed groundhog rot
Cooked toucan bowels
Ruined salmon infection
Undercooked remora eel breast
Kookaburra pancreas
Kangaroo rat skin
Praying mantis rot
Bullfinch droppings
Humpbacked whale rot
Frogmouth owl rectum
Carrier pigeon intestines
Cooked chipmunk abscess
Glitched maggot duodenum
Wasted tree toad droppings
Detestable mongoose spit
Scalded domestic cat excrescence
Bobbled meerkat abscess
Had it flounder breast
Marmot abscess
Buggered dog scrotum
Totaled iguana cancer
Quoll snot
Injured rabbit intestine
Lamprey abscess
Indian rhinoceros liver


This k00klits is APPROVED!

ROFL

--
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006

"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion

****witted alt.atheism atheist to Kadaitcha Man:
"Imagine if I were to suggest "I have a prehensile tail". You
would, naturally, ask for evidence."

Kadaitcha Man in reply to ****witted alt.atheism atheist:
"Not at all. I would unquestionably accept your admission to being
a monkey."

"I have forgotten more about IT than both you sorry bitches combined."
DUHane Arnold in et

Snarky: "I think 'Wolfy's taking the ****..."
Kadaitcha Man: "In which orifice?"

Thou rude despiser of good manners. Lady, you are the cruelest she
alive.