"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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1. You have to be for capital punishment, and support a ban on stem cell
research.

2. You have to believe that businesses can do no wrong and governments can
do no right, unless they're attacking someone who didn't attack us.

3. You have to believe that anyone doesn't look like you must be bad and
talk a lot about doing something about terrorists and North Korean, but in
fact do nothing.

4. You have to believe that art is just a waste of time, unless you have
the money to afford it.

5. You have to believe that you're right, even after being told by
respected scientists that you're wrong.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are the most important issue of
our time.

7. You have to believe that exploiting those with a disease is the best
way to behave.

8. You have to believe that a teacher makes $30K a year is going to be
more dedicated to his job than one who is paid a fair salary.

9. You have to believe that anyone who cares out the environment must be
anti-business.

10. You have to believe that bragging about something is more important
than actually doing something.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson isn't really just a wack job with
a lot of money.

12. You have to believe the NRA is good because it distorts what the
constitution actually says, and the ACLU is good because it supports the
Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes should not exist.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem have no
place in our history nor have a perspective worth listening to, and people
like Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison were perfect.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are the answer to success,
but teachers' salaries don't matter.

16. You have to believe that politics of personal destruction are good for
the country.

17. You have to believe that if you can't find blame in yourself, you
should blame someone else.

18. You have to believe that just because someone calls himself a
conservative, he actually is a conservative.

19. You have to believe that if you keep mentioning homosexual, lesbians,
and democrats all in one sentence you can stir up enough bigotry and
hatred to win an election.

20. You have to believe that the Democratic Party bad and the Republican
Party talks to God.

21. You have to believe that this message is going to save you from the
vast left-wing press.

Written by me... All mine.

We could tell.

JB