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Default My first NetKKKopping experience.

Mowe Z. Slowley wrote:
: Steve Leyland wrote:
:: Ted Bell wrote:
::: The netkkkop has been working overtime in these last several weeks.
::: He's gotten the accounts pulled of a few long time regulars here.
::: He's driven a others away and any discussion of any type turns into
::: personal attacks from him. There's a rumor that someone has hired a
::: private investigator so we will see what happens. Also heard he is
::: offering exclusively gay cruises at cost over on Craigslist San
::: Francisco but that's a rumor worth checking.
:::
::: Any of you flonkers stop by my steakhouse, "Ted's of Beverly Hills"
::: and I'll fix you up with a nice big steak and potato wrapped in
::: tinfoil, all courtesy of me - Ted Bell!
:::
::: I'm Ted Bell!
:::
::: Garlic toast too! All on me! Just show your black helicopter ID!
::
:: thanks muchly ted, but I'll pass on teh steak and will take the
:: vegetarian alternative if you provide one?
::
:
: did we speak about this before?

I don't recall so.
:
: My take was to express appreciation
: and then bring it up if I ever got there...
:
: I haven't eaten meat since I was 17.

I think I was 25 when I saw the video for the smiths "meat is murder" on
MTV whilst tripping.
I haven't eaten a cadaver in the 22 years since!

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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Engineer: A person who knows a great deal about very little and who
goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he
knows practically everything about nothing.
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
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****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
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"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A
Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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