On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 12:21:21 -0500, Martin Baxter wrote
(in article ):

Mundo wrote:


Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ." Hillary said, "No
problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's." Hillary
said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."

Cheers
Marty

Hilary is being given a tour of a hospital. She looks in a room and sees a
nurse giving a patient a hand job. A little flustered she asked the nurse
whats up? Nurse replied that the man had just had prostrate surgery and this
was part of the therapy towards a full recovery. The tour continues and a few
doors later she looks in and this time the nurse is giving the guy a full
blow job. Hilary really shocked this time asks the nurse to explain. The
nurse replied "same surgery better health insurance"

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass