"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
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Gilligan wrote
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The gay eye. Isn't that what Doug Dannger says he has?

"Doug Dannger -- Newspaper columnist of the Orange County Courier. Since
coming out as a homosexual, he
frequently proclaims his status as "a gay man and a gay journalist,"
although the proclamation is rarely
relevant to the discussion at hand. In many of his confrontations, Doug
claims he will go "eyeball to eyeball"
with the caller, even if one of the two of them has to use a shoebox to
level off. He declares as the number
one movie of the millennium, The Shaggy D.A., a Disney flick from the
'70s. Whenever someone disagrees with
Doug, he insists it must be because of their homophobia. Among his many
assertions, Doug believes that gay
journalists, himself in particular, should be trusted with national
secrets since they've already proven they
can keep a secret for a long period of time. "I'm a gay man and a gay
journalist because I was born that way."

Cheers,
Ellen

Doug stops by my steakhouse on a regular basis. He likes the juicy
tenderloin served medium rare and the baked potato wrapped in tinfoil.
Pastor Rennick and Mavis Leonard came by for the all you can eat rib
special. I've even got an autographed photo of Capt Neal shaking hands with
me. Lloyd Bonafide drops in monthly, I have to seat him away from the other
guests. Ellen, you should drop by my steak house too. We can catch a Lakers
game afterwards.

I'm Ted Bell!