"Ted Bell" wrote
Ellen is hot and she agreed to go to dinner with me. Who knows what will be next?!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and pose
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it

She mesmerizes every mother's son
And if she's fine, [ the bee] says job well done
She made grandpa feel like 21

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And if I go to her on bended knees
Won't you kindly be aware, the I can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That someday, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me
Wahhhhhh!!!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and grow
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That some day, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me


I'm Ted Bell!


Ah, Ted, your soooo sweet. Poetry for little ole me.... Maxprop, Katy and Old Tom
need to be nice like you.
I've been dying to try one of your steaks with a *TED* or two to wash it down.
When are you gonna built a new Ted's Steakhouse in Sarasota? I could be guest
hostess for a couple days for your grand opening. :-) I'd even wear something sexy
like this http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=11700
to help get you a lot of customers
Are Ted's Steakhouses showing sports on TV's? They make sexy costumes for
just about any theme.

Cheers,
Ellen