"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Hey Max,

You know she's not real. She is Make-believe. Where in the hell is the
Photographer located? Is he in a Dink? Why isn't he in the boat?

Ask her to put on a sweat shirt and slanks, with a sun hat? Have the
camera abroad to take that picture. That will take some time to phony up
that.

We know she is a phony and a phony doesn't have to worry about Logic. If
she can Fake it OK, if not she can lie about what you asked or pay no
attention.

IGNORE Trying to be logical. We know what we know. Let it go at that!

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT


Ellen is hot and she agreed to go to dinner with me. Who knows what will be
next?!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and pose
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it

She mesmerizes every mother's son
And if she's fine, [ the bee] says job well done
She made grandpa feel like 21

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And if I go to her on bended knees
Won't you kindly be aware, the I can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That someday, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me
Wahhhhhh!!!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and grow
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That some day, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me


I'm Ted Bell!