"Gilligan" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Surfin some lava would be ok too.

Foam longboard?

Asbestos water wings!

If he survives the lava he can probably get on James Sokolov's (The King of
Torts) class action suit against the asbestos miners/producers. Perhaps
he'll succumb to mesothelioma and will his tort settlement to you and me.

Max