Gilligan wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...

What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't
shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre.


You need guns or planes with bombs to do that.

We've got a couple of F-18s that you guys were throwing out, slapped a
bit of duct tape on 'em loaded the bombs with rancid moose turds. Oh,
and we have guns, now if we can just order the right ammo.....

Cheers
Marty