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Calif Bill wrote:

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SPAM Avenger wrote:

On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH
wrote:


Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't.
You're
not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new
name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her
thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer
number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a
negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a
new
character.

That character is:



Wait for it


Wait for it


Wait for it


BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of
thought
or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters,
Basskisser
The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the
weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and
over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have
never
been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion.
However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the
use
of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or
Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global
Warming.
Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan
The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between
opponents
can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate
opponent(s)
to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted
and
not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get
spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?

Alot! For one, I've proved you wrong in almost every post you've
made!
I'd still like to see some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with
the
35 hp Wankel that would do 80mph!


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.

Bwwwaaaahaaa!!! As suspected.


I still want some data that you graduated college, let alone are a PE.


I still want some data for that Evinrude snowmobile with the 35hp
Wankel that does 80 mph.
I still want some data that "At Pillar Point Harbor in Calif, the put
the abandoned and dead beat
slip
paying boats in "The Box". They tow them up on the beach and let the
salvagers go at them."

I still want some data that you have a registered patent.

And all of your other lies or ignorance.



Already said I will post my patent number if you prove you are a PE.


The little boy is tap dancing around the issue.

Dance little boy.....dance LMAO