"basskisser" wrote in message
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SPAM Avenger wrote:
On Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:29:18 -0500, JohnH wrote:

Second, Reggie, you are agitating basskisser. Please don't. You're not
at
the Dan, Don White, JimH, PFritz, etc. level.

Basskisser, being a fine example of womanhood, deserves a new name.

Why? Well she's living out a fantasy life here where all her thoughts
and comments are considered by her to be reasoned and the sheer number
of posts means that she has an active social life - albeit a negative
one.

Thus, in the Grand Tradition of Fantasy Role Playing - which is
Basskisser's realm - Basskisser shall change names and become a new
character.

That character is:



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BASSKISSER THE BROAD!!

Description: Basskisser The Broad isn't a traditional fantasy
character in the sense of over whelming intellect, speed of thought or
reasoned logic. In fact, compared to other characters, Basskisser The
Broad is fairly, and almost universally, considered one of the weaker
fantasy characters.

However, Basskisser The Broad does have an advantage that other
characters don't - words. Sheer, unmitigated, uncontrolled and over
powering amounts of words. Words in combinations that have never been
seen in the fantasy universe.

Profile:

Hit Points: Unlimited. Doesn't shut up.
Comprehension: None - complete inability to read.
Sentence Construction: Marginal.
Insult Level: Unlimited
Health: Mental - Unstable. Physical - Unknown
Healing: Low - inability to admit error
Babble factor: Unlimited.

General Usage:

Basskisser the Broad has limited use in normal discussion. However,
she can be effective in destroying any reasoned debate by the use of
key words and phrases such as Al Gore Invented the Internet or Global
Warming. Or combinations such as Al Gore Invented Global Warming. Any
combination of common liberal key words will set her off.

Be aware that Basskisser The Broad has a natural opponent in Dan The
Dim. However, if a slight reasoned debate truce between opponents can
be arranged, it is possible for you to set Basskisser The Broad
against Dan The Dim allowing for you and another debate opponent(s) to
walk off allowing Basskisser The Broad to babble on distracted and not
noticing anything outside her current situation.

Awe, how cute! Now give mommy back her computer before you get spanked,
little guy.


And what have you ever offered?