"Thom Stewart" wrote
You took a picture (Oh Yeah)
in the water, with your boat (sure it was) in the the background, under
full sail, at anchor (Even the newest novice wouldn't do that) but in
reality, as any boat owner would know; those sails wouldn't be drawing;
they would be flapping in a luffing attitude.

Duh, I didn't take the picture/the one with me standing in it. How could I?
Maybe if I had a tripod and used a timer but like sure I'm gonna lug a tripod
around with me just to show idiots like you that it's my boat.... Silly. My boyfriend
took that picture.
And I guess your trying to say the sails have been Photoshopped in, too? Double
Duh! The more you talk the more it seems you don't sail. And you never anchored
behind an island that blocks the wind? They call it being *in the lee*. When you anchor
behind an island that way there's little puffs of wind coming this way and then that way.
Then there's calms. You know, the wind sort of swirls but it's real weak. Sometimes the
sails just hang there and other times the winds push on one side and sometimes on the
other side. It's dumb to take them down. Double dumb to take them down when you
have them up just so you can take pictures of them. Duh. You might have noticed no
motor. Leaving the sails up makes it easy to get going again. Just push the boat along
away from the island and pretty soon wind gets into the sails and off you go. But I
guess you motor boat pilot house people never thought of that...
You can see the anchor line going almost backwards. The boat was being pushed
in towards the shore in that picture. But very easy. Then when the anchor line
gets tight the boat spins one way or the other. You gotta be stupid to never have
anchored a little boat behind an island that blocks the wind. What do you do?
Anchor on the windy side so if your anchor drags your boat goes up on the beach?

In spite of all that lying; If you HAD A CAMERA TO TAKE YOUR PICTURE in
the water, by all that's holy, you sure as hell should have; should
have pictures of yourself on your boat, LOSER!!!!

And the camera is just gonna hang there in the sky taking pictures? Do do do do, do
do do do.... And I'm not a liar. Your just stubborn, ignorant and stupid. Or I'm gonna fly
the camera from a kite behind the boat and make it take pictures by remote control.
Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do.... All to please poor old Tom? You bet. NOT.

All your double talk is just proving your STUPIDITY. Keep it up and I'll
keep Kicking your silly make believe ass.

And your ignorance is making you appear brilliant? Yeah right!

You've lost the Challenge because your a LOSER. A Creation of Neal who
is the Loser. A Sock Puppet creator LOSER.

And you're Delusional, Dumb, Ignorant, Jealous, Wacky, Drunk, Fat, Stupid,
and a Heathen Heretic Blashpemer. Your too dumb to realize you've lost. You asked
for a picture of me in my boat and I'll post one come the week-end. But, because
your such a crabby old man it WON'T be topless. I might even wear overalls.
I wouldn't wanna be responsible for getting you too excited and having a stroke or
something....

Cheers,
Ellen