Larry,, I recommend a subscription to Lattitudes and Attitudes magazine.

No sailing around the world to see if you are one with nature for these
folks.

Oh nooooo...

It is Jimmy Buffet, and PARTY .............................



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"NE Sailboat" wrote in
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I think Larry has the right idea... build beautiful boat and take
beautiful lady friend on boat for trip to islands.

Then,, if it gets "chilly" you can cuddle..


hahahahahahahhaah



And if it doesn't get "chilly".....HEAD NORTH until it does!...(c;

I found a great porn video of two 20-somethings just gettin'-it-on in the
V-berth of a really nice looking yacht. They're struggling, she's
screaming and carrying on, banging her head on the overhead, the way it
oughta be!

I took it to a boat party on my laptop which I hid until they were all
drunk and rowdy. "Does anyone know these people?", I asked them while
booting it up? The drunks searched the whole marina, even the transient
dock, listening for that noise she was makin' the rest of the
night!....hee hee.

Cap'n kept looking in our V-berth, then he'd turn around and say, "Nope.
Not yet!", to the delight of the assemblage. The females especially
loved my "presentation video"...(c;

About midnight, I snuck the notebook up into the V-berth and set
Windows' scheduler to play it at loud volume in 30 minutes behind the
closed door. Very realistic....

I love dock parties.....