"Reginald P. Smithers III" wrote in message
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SWF,
When you have a killer body like mine, all of the dock girls want you to
walk around without a shirt on. Most of them prefer to rub oil on my
chest and back, but I prefer a SPF 15 lotion. It does not get the seats
and gunwales all slick.


I suggest your wife cut off access to those late night x-rated movies.
You're quickly losing whatever slim grip on reality you may have had.