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Default BEST Cheeseburger in the Caribbean


Nigel wrote:
[Default] On Tue, 2 Jan 2007 11:42:09 -0500, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:


"Seahag" wrote
That sounds wonderful!


Does sound good. But too bad it ain't a cheeseburger. Burgers are made out of ground beef not pork.
Captain America's making sausage burgers.

Cheers,
Ellen



It's no small wonder why you Americans are so fat and stupid.
"American Cuisine" such as "cheesburgers" and "french fries" are foods
for gluttons (Americans). You porkies relish grease dripping food in
large portions. Top it off with a 14 year old British laddie
outsailing anything any of you have done and I'm laughing me bullocks
off! If you ever ask why the "Great American Empire" is crumbling
before your very eyes, just take a look down on your XXXXXXXL pullover
shirt and see the grease stains. Vegan diets are the go for modern
civilized humans. The grease and hormones in meat do you no good as
none of you are out hunting or gathering, let alone sailing solo the
Atlantic in winter. Leave that to Brit teens, who are of a higher
constitution than you flabby Americans. If there is anything I can be
of service of in helping your crumbling empire decay a bit faster,
don't hesitate to ask.

Nigel


Greetings Nigel;

Your written assessment has the grace of a boiled mutton gumming,
pudding spooning, toothless ******.

The brits teenage attempt to break a solo record is only impressing his
daddy,
and sailing wannabe's like you Nigel. On a scale of 1-10 of maritime
accomplishments it's a
1 at best.

Capt. American