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Dan wrote:

basskisser wrote:

Dan wrote:

basskisser wrote:


Dan wrote:


basskisser wrote:



Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:



Charlie wrote:



basskisser wrote:




I told Bill that I have never, ever grown
anything illegal on my property?


Well, then, where did you grow the weed?

-- Charlie


Bassy told us he was growing the weed for for someone who needed
some
medical marijuana.

You should not pick on someone with so much compassion in his
heart to
risk criminal prosecution so he can grow some medical marijuana.

If you wanted to be helpful, you should have told him that
Georgia has
allowed medical marijuana to be prescribed to patients suffering
from
glaucoma and cancer chemotherapy since 1980. Next time his
friend can
get some good stuff and have her insurance pay for it.



It's almost impossible for someone to get a prescription for medical
marijuana use in Georgia.


If I run into anyone having a problem in GA, I'll let them know of a
good samaritan I know for a "hook-up". You provide an invaluable
service, Kevin. You are a true American hero.

--


I don't know about Kevin, but I'm a nice guy. So, you'll stoop low
enough to try to defame, too, huh? How do you know that *I* have
anything for anybody to "hook-up"? Or are you talking about Kevin?


Exactly.


Okay, I thought for awhile you were trying to defame ME! Maybe Kevin
will consider recourse then.


Did you read that before you hit "send"?

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. That would be Kevin

As smart as bait. Yep, thats Kevin

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Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.Yep, thats Kevin

Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair. Yep, thats
Kevin

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Yep, thats Kevin

Forgot to pay his brain bill. Yep, thats Kevin

Her sewing machine's out of thread. Yep, thats Kevin

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If he had another brain, it would be lonely. Yep, thats Kevin

Missing a few buttons on his remote control. Yep, thats Kevin

No grain in the silo.Yep, thats Kevin

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. Yep, thats Kevin

Receiver is off the hook. From day one, Yep, thats Kevin

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house. Yep, thats
Kevin

Several nuts short of a full pouch. Yep, thats Kevin

Skylight leaks a little. Yep, thats Kevin

Slinky's kinked. Yep, thats Kevin

Surfing in Nebraska. Yep, thats Kevin

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Kevin

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thats Kevin

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Yep, thats Kevin

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