Alotta Fagina wrote:

You wrote:


The oddest character is a cop who lives aboard his 27 ft year round.
For a good part of the summer, he had the boat cover on and could be
seen crawling under the back end with dates to get into the
cabin.


Lemme guess - he had a pet alligator named Elvis.

I don't wanna know :-)

But he has lost his gun, badge, keys, etc in the canal when he fell in.
Had to bring a police diver out to find them.