Unable to detect, plot, track, and shoot down terrorist-operated airliners
inside the United States with the most sophisticated radars and missile
systems on the planet before they crash into American buildings and kill
thousands of innocent civilians, NORAD has managed to track Santa and is
doing so now, online at:

http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php

Methinks NORAD should spend more time tracking airliners, even if standdown
orders come from the Pentagon or White House, and spend less time tracking
things that don't exist.