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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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jlrogers±³© wrote:
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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
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"Gilligan" wrote in message
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Katy,

He complains about everything. He tolerates almost nothing. It's the
way he is, he can't help it. He accuses Bush of thousands of murders
and accuses me of constantly nym shifting and disrupting the entire
newsgroup (he speaks for everyone). You can't deal or reason with
something like that. The best is to be polite or just ignore it.

My socks are transparent and easy to trace. I change them often so my
feet don't stink. I only use 3-4 names that everyone knows. If he
feels so strongly he can report me to my ISP with all the evidence and
get me kicked off.

I am curious as to why he didn't say a word or do anything when
someone came in here under multiple identities and posted members
names, addresses, phone numbers, places of employment, pictures of
their wives and the like with obviously malicious intent.

He could killfile by ISP address if it is really an annoyance. But it
appears that he doesn't killfile anyone. What would be left to
complain about if he did? I am providing a valuable service by givng
him something that is not threatening in any way to complain about. So
let him complain, it's want he wants even if it is annoying, constant
and disruptive to the group.


I am curious as to what names you post under. I am curious as to who
Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, and various others are. But not curious
enough to track it down.

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Gilligan, Lloyd Bonifide, Babs Johnson and Bob Crantz.

Lloyd is a Korean War veteran, Babs is a blonde bombshell (both of these
characters are stolen from radio/cinema) and Bob Crantz is a religious
zealot but not homosexual. Gilligan, also a tv character stumbles
through life tripping over power cords, sticking his fingers in the
wrong places, getting shipwrecked multiple times, and has the lovely
support of MaryAnn who is always baking him a coconut cream pie.

The whole point is the corny, clumsy use of sock puppets in a self
slapsticking sort of way. There are rarely a few others just check the
headers, they are all the same. I am not Popeye, Maynard G. Krebs, or
any of the others. The most fun I have is with Bobsprit, he is the
master troller. He really understands character flaws and can work them
like no other. He's like a slimy, twisty eel - once you think you've got
him he just slips out of it. He'll throw up roadblocks, red herrings and
use every trick in the book, in fact he wrote the book. He never
acknowledges defeat. What a great troller he is but will never measure
up to Capt. Neal.



I have read and enjoyed them all, though Bob Crantz is the real hoot,
Amen!. Gilligan makes my head hurt.


Oh, and he forgot to mention, katysails is a Gilligan sock puppet.



And JG of course. That's why I'm upset, angry, and yelling... oh wait...


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NTF

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