Bob wrote:

Bob wrote:
Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more


Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
Are you saying you got layed by your girlfriend and your dog?


Nooooooooo... But one day I showed up home way early and found my sweet
girl friend on her back with a cube of butter on her chest and the
pooch down at her cooch. I went and got a beer and watched the show. Id
been down there a couple times myself and figured better the dog than
me.

Later she tried the same thing two slips over. I could understand my
dog but drew the line at the neighbor.


Maybe both the dog and the neighbor knew how to eat a pink taco better
than you did.