Dear Mr Molesworth ,, you sir are a philosopher and a gentleman.

But, how do you know my former girlfriend? I don't remember mooring near
you.

Did you **** her too? Everyone else did.

And drink? She did have a dry tongue as they say.

When I kicked her and the dog off the boat, I felt bad for the dog.


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"Bob" wrote in message
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Molesworth wrote:
How do people cater for dogs on voyages? How do they do the sanitation
thing? Do dogs enjoy/hate sailing?

Who cares about the puppy. **** on the deck. Wait till that cute pup
chewes a hole in a chewy exposed 1 1/2" below the WL hose, bites
another boater, ****es on your cabin cussions, and then infest the boat
with fleas.

Boating is suppose to be fun. If you want those kinid of problems go
and get an alcoholic girlfriend. There aint much diffrence. You cant
leave her alone on the boat or shell burn it down, sink it or **** the
guy next slip over. But at least with a girl friend your getting
layed..... sometimes. With a dog ..................... ?

This is from someone who had both.
But not any more