"Gilligan" wrote in message
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A red herring. You have been quite helpful, but your secret is safe with
me! I promise to smash the decoder ring if the commies ever kick down the
door.



Hopefully that red herring was served on a cold platter with finger napkins!

Don't forget to offer the commies tea when they knock. An unprepared host is
such a faux paus!

Small personalized towel beside the hot tub are a must.

Be polite!