"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:48:05 -0500, JohnH wrote:

On Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:17:08 GMT, Don White
wrote:

Tim wrote:
I got a call fromt he supply house today. YES an actual human voice.
They were apologetic etgc, and what has happened is that you will be
getting one more.

They're glitch's sent out another to you.

Looks like you got the "Dailey double" there, Dude!

Hey! If you want to you can refuse it, or what would be better, seeing
it's all taken care of and I don't want to throw more wrench's in the
works.

You give that second one to someone else, ok?

Don't send it back. it will really ball stuff up.

All right ...I've gotta ask..what is this item being shipped?

How badly do you wish to get shot?

(Chuck, do I get any points for that?)

Zero.

Now if you had said "it's a terrorist that I'm going to torture and
not in a nice way - screw civil rights" - well, sir...

50,000 points which would make you the Champ!!!

On the other hand, assuming that you did say that and you added Merry
Christmas to the message, that's a -49,999 points leaving you with
one.

Now if you had said "how badly do you wish to get shot you raging
Merry Christmas hating Fundamentalist Christian Muslim race baiting
homo" - that would have been the jackpot.

It's a complicated scoring system.

Kinda like the BCS?