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Maxprop Maxprop is offline
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Default OT / My pet peeve *fatties*


"Gilligan" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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The best thing to do is to pay as little tax as possible, even if it
requires earning as little as possible.


Great idea. I believe I'll quit my profession and go on welfare. Yeah,
splendid idea.

Max


There are other ways. Own your own business, which for you is easy. Pay
yourself dividends - no FICA; driving to work, meals etc are now tax
deductable; per diem is tax free; many things can be classified as
business expenses - including your boat if done properly. Own rental
property - another great deduction! Put the kids on the payroll, deduct
the dog as security costs, take the family to conventions, look at
starting up offices in nice locales - take the whole family, etc, etc.
Live like a king and pay much less tax. Don't forget to get a tax ID and a
reseller ID so you pay no sales tax! Do services for cash at a discount
(unreported income), own a bar/restaurant/store - a good percent of cash
income goes unreported, vending machines - washers, dryers, candy, games
etc - all cash!

Only a liberal would go on welfare to avoid paying taxes.


My response was entirely facetious, not requiring a response such as yours.

Max