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The Cheese Shop by Monty Python

I'm making a cheese sandwich now...



Cheddar?



You notice there was no mention of squirty cheese in that entire
dialigue? Wanna know why? CIVILIZED people DO NOT consime squirty
cheese....they put it on rat traps...the rats die of eating the cheese....