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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
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From the good Capt. Neal.


Capt Neal asked me to convey his greetings and wish

everyone here well.

To end a few rumors he's laughing at sea about:

Capt. Neal is not in Kansas and has not bought a Airstream

camper as
some suggested.

Capt Neal did not sell his fine highly modified ocean

cruiser as Ole
Thom claimed, and he is not in prison as katy wished, but

is sailing
the seven seas. Claiming only King Neptune will be able to

pry his
boats tiller from his cold dead fingers.

Capt. Neal did not marry LP.

Capt. Neal is not Ellen , says she has a hot body.... but

much of a
baby face. The girls is a fraud as no boat was ever made

called a
Tangerine, beside he would never use that "media whores"

dykes name for
anything.

Capt. Neal sent me this picture of Cut the Mustard now

exploring the
Dry Tortugas.

He is scheduled to guide Jaque's son's boat around the

reefs in the
area this Christmas.

http://static.flickr.com/81/216969646_d767a8b732_m.jpg

The good Capt now has an all female crew he picked up in

Belize, two
19yo twin native girls as seen in the picture above from

far away...
and the good Captain included this picture of one of the

twins close
up, says she's a model part time and he took the picture

of her in
turtle cove.


http://www.myloupe.com/disp_thumb_im...splay/179266.j
pg

It must be nice sailing care free around the globe on such

a well
founded boat with such fine crew huh?


It must be nice to smoke the good stuff now and then.

Scotty