"Marshall Banana" wrote in message
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Also Sprach JAXAshby :
billy bud, I live on an island in the Atlantic Ocean.

It's not an island. It's a peninsula. The Supreme Court said so,
officially making Whidbey Island, WA the longest island in the country.

Manhattan Island is a peninsula? Well, there is that tiny piece of the
Bronx
that is legally part of Manhattan, but I don't live on that part.

Ah, I thought you had mentioned you lived on Long Island, which is legally
a peninsula. However, no one in their right mind would call Manhattan an
island in the Atlantic ocean. It's surrounde by rivers on all sides, for
gods sake.

Jax never was very good with navigation.