Ian Malcolm wrote:
You might appreciate this Lucas humour if you haven't seen it befo
http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html

Tim wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA!

That is a riot!

I had heard a lot of those, but the "Smoke recharger" was the kicker.

Ian Malcolm wrote:
Glad you liked it, there are a few others that aren't there but it seems
to be a fairly comprehensive collection. The sad thing is though, we'd
rush to buy genuine Lucas electrical fittings if we had an alternative
to the pile of far east cr@p on offer in most chandlers. It couldn't be
less reliable . . . could it? . . .

Tim wrote:
No, in many cases, its better stuff, or at least "compatable" at less
price.
I dont enjoy having to go shopping with a magnet to eliminate all the
fittings with chromed or brass plated mild steel parts in places where
on a marine fitting they should have used stainless, brass or posasibly
even bronze. Most of the electrical crap is identical to that at a
caravan shop at several times the markup. I guess you spell it as
stainless 'steal'. See how long mild steel contacts last on a small
yacht . . .

The Lucas design team *must* be behind the gaskets used on most
!'waterproof'! boat connectors. Haven't these @$$holes *ever* heard of
O rings?

Speaking of a spoof on Lucas , do you also have one for Girling????

If not, somebody should!
Sorry, no.
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