Among the messages in email today, I received a press release for a new
boat cleaning device.
No, I'm not going to copy it into the NG; but one line caught my
attention:

"The brand new Power SideKick is the world's first all-in-one cleaning
device that washes, waxes, polishes and vacuums, making cleaning the
boat as easy as possible."

An all-in-one cleaning device that washes, waxes, polishes, and
vacuums? Good heavens, it would make my wife (almost) entirely
redundant! :-)