On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 16:56:05 +0000, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:


You know, like the tom cat that spends his entire life squawling,
screeching and howling right under your bedroom window?

Ahh, I believe that would be Australian bagpipes. You know, when you put
that tomcat under your arm, bite down on it's tail, and yank on it's legs
for the melody. Done right, the sound is indistinguishable from the
Scottish variety. ;-)