A liberal recently said I had a sour taste in my mouth after the election.
Not so. Just he opposite.

I am happy and content that the liberals have taken over congress.
Now they will have to do something other than obstruct while pointing
the finger and calling congress a "do nothing" body. But, what they do
you will not likely care for.

The reason I am happy is "I've got mine." I have mucho dinero (a little
Spanish lingo) in an offshore bank the liberals can't touch. I am retired
so I don't pay income tax anymore. I live in a state that has no income tax.
I pay no property taxes. I am happy because the Democrats promised to
raise taxes. They say they will let the Republican tax cuts sunset. Good.
I will enjoy your lowered standard of living. This means a family of four
earning 50K will have to pay 3.5K in income taxes as opposed to the 1.5K
they now pay under the Republican tax cuts. That means Democrats will
pay it, too. I'm laughing at you Democrats most because while you gloat
you throw your money away. Is it worth it?

Seems to me the taste in my mouth is super sweet. The reason being
because, not only will you ignorant Democrats have to pay more of
your hard-earned money to the government, but you will be very
unhappy to learn your liberal leaders in the House and Senate have
already let it be known that there's not much they can do to get the
troops out of Iraq. In other words they lied to you when they
promised to cut and run. They never had any intention of doing so.
They only said it to sucker you fools into voting for them. The
president of Iraq, who met with Democrat leaders last September,
said they told him they have no intention of leaving any time
before Iraq is secure from terrorist takeover. Bwahahhahahah
hahahahahhahahhahahahahh! Remember this come January. You
will see how true my words are.

Oh, man! I think I am getting dental caries! The taste in my mouth
is so very sweet. It keeps getting sweeter because of the above
and because Democrats are not interested at all in controlling the
borders. They want to and will, now that they have control, pass
an immigration bill that will assure millions and millions more illegals
will continue to pour across the borders so they can register them to
vote Democratic. They will put them on welfare and you will pay for
it. I am able to get away from the illegal alien hordes. Are you? I
am not paying for their welfare. Are you? Bwahahahahahhahahha
hahahahhaahhaah!

Oh hell! Bring me a tray of insulin shots. Democrat victory is so
sweet that I think I'm getting diabetes. How can I help it when
I know Democrats have been duped by the liberal branch of their
party into voting for "change." Too bad you were too stupid to
realize it is change for the worse. Higher taxes, U.S. forces not
cutting and running from Iraq, swarms of illegal aliens and
something else even worse - more liberal judges. Yes, more liberal
judges who can take your referendums that you passed by large
margins and declare them null and void. More liberal judges who
can take your private property away so developers can improve the
property and governments can charge higher taxes.

Holy Cow! And how about this one? Gasoline prices going back up
and getting even higher. Why? Because liberals are all for the
environmentalists. They will not allow drilling for new oil. They will
not allow new refineries to be built. They will not allow new
nuclear power plants. They will not let coal use increase. In other
words, prepare to remain dependent upon foreign sources of
petroleum and be prepared to pay up to five dollars a gallon for your
gasoline. Boy is it ever sweet knowing I don't need gasoline.
Wind moves me around just fine. You Democrats can have your
automobiles and your expensive gasoline. You asked for it. You got it!

Gadzooks! Why are all those sugar ants crawling up my legs? Is it
because the taste in my mouth is soooooooooo sweet that even way
down there on the ground they can smell the sugar. Yes, sir! And
it keeps getting sweeter. Why? Because you smug Democrats, who
think you "won" an election, lost so much that you had and that you
could have had if you had not been duped by your leaders. Let's
examine what else you got duped out of. How about forgetting
about collecting Social Security. The Democrats won't do anything
about the fact the system will be bankrupt in less than 20 years.
They refused to even consider any changes when President Bush
wanted to do something about it several years ago. So try to
remember, unless you are my age or greater, you will most likely
never get the money out that you put in. But, I will happily collect
your money and enjoy it. I will enjoy it all the more knowing you
Democrats continue to work and pay my way. And even more so
because you voted for it. Bwahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahh!

Holy Islamic Fascist Terrorist! I cannot neglect to mention that
under Republicans the United States of America has been spared
terrorist attacks on our soil since 9-11. With Democrats in control,
who see the war against Islamic Fascists Terrorists as a police
action and a passing fad, you can rest assured that terrorist attacks
will soon be showing again in a neighborhood near you. I am
not worried because what self-respecting terrorist is going to
waste his time trying to blow up an old cruising sailboat? I think
they are much more interested in your homes, your schools, your
shopping malls, your transportation systems . . . Bwahahahahhahah
ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah. Oh my aching sides. I just
cannot stop laughing at how pathetic you Democrats are.
Imagine actually thinking you won and feeling smug about it.

Great Caesar's Ghost! I just cannot wrap up this "no thoughts of
my own" diatribe without mentioning liberal Democrats, like your
newly elected majority leaders, just love growing government. You
think Republicans grew government? Well, "you ain't seen nothin'
yet!" Get ready for it and the high taxes it takes to pay for it.
You already pay out about half your earnings for taxes. Don't
be surprised if it goes up to 60-70 percent under the liberal
Democrat leadership. Bwaahah hhahhahah hahahahhahahhahahh
ahahhahahahahah hahahahhahahhahah hahahahhahahah!Bwahaha
hhahhahahhaha hahhahahhahahhahahhahaha hahahhahahahhahah
hahahhahahahhahahah. Oh, my sides!

Did I forget anything? Yes, come to think of it I did forget
something. I forget to rub your noses in the fact that under the
Democrat controlled congress you'll probably end up paying
an emissions tax to fight global warming. You could be facing a
re-instatement of the draft. You will likely see higher taxes
placed on "big business" who will just pass them on down the
line to you, the consumer. You might see a national gasoline
conservation tax to make you cut back on usage. You will see
an increase in minimum wage which costs you will pay. You
will have to pay more to heat and air condition your homes.
You will have to pay taxes on your Internet purchases and
maybe even on your Internet access. If Democrats do anything
at all about FICA it will be to raise the withholding from your
pay check. I hope they do. I'll savor the sweet taste of my
monthly Social Security check all the more knowing how hard
you Democrats are working to pamper my sweet tooth.

Yes, please enjoy your "victory!" Bwahahahahhahahaha
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Paladin
(Have blue water yacht - can and will travel)







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