"NE Sailboat" wrote
Yo, Peter .. do you know where the Vessel Documentation Center is? West
Virginia! Not too many harbors in West Virginia.

We're also home to the Bureau of Public Debt. Coincidence?

But the old Klu Klux Klan Grand Wizzard Sen Bird ...

We just call him "Big Daddy" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocWuPkNLla4