AP, NBC Declare Webb Winner in Virginia
Harry Krause wrote:
On 11/8/2006 10:18 PM, Bert Robbins wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Jim Webb has been declared the apparent winner of the Virginia U.S.
Senate race over incumbent George Allen.
I didn't realize that the press are the certifying officials.
This is an astonishing victory for Webb, who while bright and with a
good resume, is about as exciting as watching paint dry. The
consensus seems to be that though Webb ran a strong campaign, Allen
did himself in, beginning with his famous "Macaca" statements.
Wait until he grabs a kid, flips him over, and puts the child's penis
in his mouth. He will then become an more interesting and compelling
than a blade of grass growing.
If the Virginia board of elections declares Webb the winner, the
Democrats will control the House, the Senate, and the majority of
state governors' mansions, a trifecta.
Now that you are in power, what are you going to do with it?
Already started. There will be a knock on your door, and you'll be
transported to a gulag in the deep south, where you'll be re-educated
for your new job in San Francisco, working as a towel boy in a gay bath
house. You know...from each, according to his ability.
Enjoy the next six months because that is all the honeymoon you will get.
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