"DSK" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it
*after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that
commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get
me
some.


Weren't the burgers cold by then?

They were in the holding tank by then.