JohnH wrote:
On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:28:15 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:


On Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:34:23 -0500, JohnH wrote:


How'd you do on the back nine?

ROTFL!!!!!

That *wasn't* that funny. And, I'm one who has a sense of humor. He knows
I'm a new golfer, and he's simply saying things to ruin what little
motivation for the game I have left.

Sounds like you'll give it up soon. The only reason to golf is to
socialize, and fool yourself that you're getting good exercise.
You can socialize at the corner bar with a better class of people,
know with certainty you're not exercising, and get a buzz to boot.

--Vic


I've heard several folks imply there's no exercise value in golf. If not,
then why am I tired after walking 18 holes?


If you wern't hitting that little ball all over the place, you'd reduce
your mileage by half.
Shortest distance to an object is a straight .......