President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a
Real honor . What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims
and one blonde with big boobs.

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs?
Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you,
No one gives a **** about the 140 million Muslims".



"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Gilligan wrote:

What is your stand on Islamic beheadings of people?

Why do you want to stand on Muslims?

Cheers
Marty