DSK wrote:
Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast.


That could come in handy.


.... I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.



katysails wrote:

He was actually calling Ahoy?????


Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."

DSK

Wouldn't it be better if it meant, hey, bring me a beer?